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Joke of the day
Why did the roofer bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.I asked my roofer for a quote. He said, “To be or not to be.” Wrong kind of quote.Justin told me a joke about the roof. It went right over my head.How do roofers say goodbye? Gutter go now.Why do roofers know all the neighborhood gossip? Eaves-dropping.Why did the roof go to the dance alone? It was still shingle.I asked if the new roof came with a warranty. He said, “Of course. We have got you covered.”What do you call a roofer who never panics? Shingle-minded.I asked my roofer how business was. He said, “Up and down. Mostly up.”Why do roofers make great salesmen? They have the perfect pitch.I asked the roofer to fix the leak while it was pouring. He said he would take a rain check.My roofer promised he would nail the job. He was not kidding. He used about four thousand of them.Why did the shingle go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the curls.Why did the roofer get thrown out of the movie theater? He kept yelling “the roof is on fire.” It was not. He just loves that song.What did the old roof say to the new roof? “I have a lot of layers to unpack.”Justin fell off the roof yesterday. Do not worry, he was standing in the yard at the time.Why did the shingle break up with the nail? It felt too pinned down.What is a roofer’s favorite kind of music? Heavy metal, if the pitch is right.I told my roofer he was doing a great job. He said, “Just trying to stay on top of things.”What do you call a roofer who tells jokes? A guy who really brings the house down.My neighbor said his roof was fine. It was not. It was a cover story.
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C. Kalcevic Roofing is a family business in Beaver Falls. Thirty years, two thousand roofs, and 98 Google reviews at 5.0 stars. If your roof is due, the estimate is free and often same day.